23rd Calgary Underground Film Festival

April 16-26, 2026 Globe Cinema

14th CUFF.Docs Documentary Film Festival

November 18-22, 2026 Globe Cinema

THANKS FOR NOTHING

Germany, 2025: 108 minutes: Alberta Premiere
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description

Okay, what would you do if your best friend tries to kill herself, another one is being deported, the third is in a manic episode, the fourth has stopped speaking, and your corrupt social worker is unsuccessfully trying to cover it all up from child services?

Katharina, Ricky, Malou, and Victoria are four teenagers living in a group home – a place they’ve crafted in defiance of everything - parents, school, and society’s rules. With the dubious guidance of their social worker, Ballack, they’ve created their own little anarchic utopia. But Katharina, sick of the world and its expectations, is determined not to survive past 18. With her birthday looming in two weeks, her friends are scrambling to keep her suicide attempts under wraps, terrified that exposing the truth will destroy the only semblance of “home” they’ve ever known. In this darkly comedic tale of rebellion, abandonment, and surviving the absurd, THANKS FOR NOTHING is the kids' collective FU to the adults who've abandoned or failed them.

OFFICIAL SELECTION
Filmfest München 2025
Tallinn Black Nights Film Festival 2025
Tromsø IFF 2026
SXSW 2026
TIFF Next Wave 2026

DIRECTOR'S BIO
Stela Marie Markert was born in Berlin. She worked in various film roles, including casting director, agent, and production assistant, before studying production at Filmakademic Baden-Würtemberg. Her first produced short film, HOT DOG (2019), screened at major festivals like Sundance and Clermont Ferand. She turned to directing in 2022 at Filmuniversität Babelsberg. Her short film HANDBOOK FOR A PRIVILEGED EUROPEAN WOMAN won the Jury Prize from the German Film Academy. In 2021, she made her directorial debut with KROCKETPARTIE. THANKS FOR NOTHING (DANKE FÜR NICHTS) is her debut feature.

press for Thanks For Nothing

"A refreshing, remarkable directorial debt.... This amusing and unconventional story from ... front to back is one of the strongest film debuts this year."
- LA Youth
"With an extravagant narrative style and laconic humor, Stella Marie Markert's debut film deals with serious topics such as mental health problems and suicidal thoughts in an unusual way."
- epd Film

details

Dark Comedy / Drama / First Feature / Narrative / Women Director

German | English Subtitles
108 minutes

credits

Director
Stella Marie Markert

Screenwriter
Stella Marie Markert

Executive Producer
Luc Vincent Hinrichsen

Producers
Marcos Kantis
Martin Lehwald

Cinematographers
Edgar Fischnaller
Jonas Kolahdoozan

Editor
Vreni Sarnes

Music
Rosa Lee Luna Markert

Cast
Lea Drinda
Sonja Weißer
Safinaz Sattar
Zoe Stein
Jan Bülow

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